Do you ever wonder what certain celebrities, such as Micheal Jackson or Lady Gaga, would play if they were diehard video game fanatics? Not to say some aren’t, but I think it would be interesting to know exactly what type of shooter Frank Sinatra would be into, or just how hard Paris Hilton kicks ass in Street Fighter. These are pretty people, and because we are obsessed with celebrities, as gamers we need to know just what gets their gamerscore pumping.

Fifty Cent

It is pretty obvious what Fifty would play: his own game, duh. I mean, who wouldn’t play this, really? If I had my own game where everything was on fire and I got points for moving the control stick forward, I would not be ashamed of only dedicating play time to this baby either. 50 Cent’s:Blood on the Sand is so bad, it’s good. Fact: Helicopters are a gangster rapper’s worst enemy.The more you know….

Lady Gaga

Before I talk about what games Lady Gaga would play, I just want to take a moment to provide you with a lyric from her new hit song LoveGame:

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

That being said, I don’t care what Lady Gaga plays because in her free time she should be coming up with more intelligent lyrics. And looking for her shirt. And learning how to stop dancing.AND WHAT IS WITH THAT HAT/HEADDRESS/THORN BUSH!?.

Micheal Cera

My friend of a friend recently told me that Micheal Cera, who stars in a bunch of recently popular indie films, is actually just as awkward in real life as he is in the movies. This makes me happy. Anyway, If I had to guess what kind of games this dork would play, it would have to be the nerdiest possible. The only thing I can think of?

Text based role playing games. Only the elite of the elite play these babies. If you listen closely, you can hear the fans of these games speak.. Who needs graphics when you have gripping narrative combined with keyboard interaction!?*snarky,whining voice*. Ugh. Then again, who am I kidding? He is probably a full blown LARPER. Yeah, I said it. Burn.

Micheal Jackson(RIP)

Because I love Micheal Jackson (No, I am serious), there are way to many jokes I am NOT going to make. Such as him liking the imaginary game where you molest children for points, or how his favorite PC strategy title would be Black and White. No, I will not poke fun at the dearly departed king of pop. Seriously kids, you need to learn your history. Stop with all this Miley Cyrus, Jonahs Brothers crap and go see This Is It. On your way home, be sure to pick up Micheal Jackson’s Moonwalker from your local Funcoland, err Gamestop …………..Ebay.

Robert Pattinson

This one is just too easy. You would think I would state that Robert Pattinson plays anything from Vampire: The Masquerade to Blood Rayne, wouldn’t you? Even though he was cast in the role as the glittery vampire Edward Cullen in the “hit movie” Twilight, you would be wrong. “A dude who plays a vampire, should play vampire video games!” , you scream at your interwebz. Not quite, friend. See, Edward Cullen doesn’t really count as a vampire to me. No Vampire glistens when touched by sunlight. Sorry, false! The only thing I know that relates to glistening in the video game world is

Sorry Rob, but its your fault for playing a wimpy vampire. Girly vampire equals girly game. Snag a role on True Blood and then we will talk.