Who would have thought, but Nintendo characters have been giving us great “exit lines” for years! In the game context they might not seem to fit the situation, but if you just want to get out of there and don’t necessarily mind hurting the person’s feelings, try out one of these classic lines:

“Uhh, *that* looks bigger than a missile…”
Use this line with caution; use it towards a male and you might just never get him to leave you alone. Use it on a female, and you might just get a kick in your “missile”.

“Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle!”
Just let them know that they aren’t the guy or gal for you. They will probably be left wondering why you called them “Mario”, but in the end does it really matter?

“Your face, your ass… what’s the difference?”
If this doesn’t completely ruin the mood… then I just don’t even know what to tell you.

“Hmm? I see you have no mustache. Poor, bald, little creature.”
This is another one you’ve got to be careful with. Use it wisely.

This last one is reserved as a last ditch effort…

“Screeeeeeech!”
The saying alone won’t get you out of a date (actually, it might…) but complete with the body motion, you are out of the date for sure! Screech loudly then leap on the date’s back and repeatedly bite their neck. Remember to avoid the police afterwards!