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One day, Timothy Jones did some serious jaywalking. This naturally aroused the suspicion of the cops, who went to go warn him. What the coppers didn’t expect was the thing Timothy had in his pants. Mind you, Timothy is no kid. He’s a 36-year old man packing a nasty surprise.

So what happens next is a heart-stopping sequence straight out of an action flick. Timothy pulls up his shirt to reveal the hidden object and boom! It’s a PS2. Yup, Timothy Jones had a PS2 inside his pants. Must have been some big pants.

The PS2, no doubt stolen, (or maybe he was bringing it over to a friend’s place…) was thrown at one of the policemen and resulted in a minor hand injury. Timothy Jones then ran like a man on fire. He resisted too, employing a flower pot and few innocent metal chair bystanders, but Mr. Taser eventually subdued him with the help of Mr. Pepper Spray.

Morals of the story: Don’t jaywalk, don’t stuff your PS2 in your pants, and don’t wear huge pants while doing suspicious things.

Actually, let me sum up those morals into one big moral - don’t act like Timothy Jones.

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lmfao how would you fit a ps2 in your pants?
outrageous lolol
thanks for sharing


Life lessons right here.


lol dont know why there would be a reason for him to have a ps2 in his pants.
how does it even fit??


Well said at the end. Wow I can’t believe he did all that. Must have been really baggy pants to hide a PS2 though. 



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